Cumberland-Accord

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THE CUMBERLAND
ACCORD

2027

Easter Weekend · Supreme Decree

Issued by The Director · Cumberland, BC · March 26–29 · Attendance Non-Negotiable

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⚠ EARLY EASTER ADVISORY: Snow is not a cancellation. Snow is a feature.
Hike-a-bike is still riding. The Director has spoken.

"Your attendance is expected. Your endurance is assumed. Your free will is an illusion.
Queso Grande is not a suggestion — it is a calling, and the calling is daily.
The Director is in her gnar era. This was not up for discussion."

Article I Friday — The Arrival Mar 26 · Good Friday

Arrival & Queso Grande ❄ Queso Grande

First things first. Drop your bags, get to the table. The weekend begins here.

Bonus Afternoon Lap — Cumberland

One meal was not enough. One lap will not be either. Establish your standing in the group.

Article II Saturday — The Expansion Mar 27

Forbidden Plateau — All Units Mobilize

❄ Early Easter Snow Probability: High. This is still happening. Pack layers. Hike-a-bike is cardio.

Division of Forces

Group A

Cumberland

Group B

Queso Grande Again

Elite Option

▲ JacVenture

Article III Sunday — The Reckoning Mar 28 · Easter Sunday

Easter Egg Hunt (Choose Your Allegiance)

Group A

Cumberland

Group B

Queso Grande Still?!

Wildcard

Director's Secret Ride — TBD

❄ Weather on Easter Sunday could be dubious. The Director did not schedule the weather. The Director endorses it anyway.

Free Exercise of Will

You have served well. Rest. Explore. Do as you please.
Or join The Director for the afternoon ride... if you dare.

Article IV Monday — The Departure Mar 29 · Easter Monday

Final Mobilization

Group A

Queso Grande Obviously

Group B

▲ JacVenture

Return to the Ferries

Your freedom approaches. The snow has melted. Probably. The next decree is already being drafted.

POV: you suggested something off the itinerary → "I don't remember you suggesting a goddamn thing."